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Monday, February 14, 2011

Crossing The Line Ceremony

(I love the raised eyebrow!)

Ronald is a (Trusty) Shellback! They did their “Crossing the Line” ceremony. He is no longer a (slimy) Pollywog!

I really enjoyed this sailors description of the event. There are videos and images of Neptune Subpoenas and Shellback Certificates on this page.

Ronald recommended the Wikipedia description of the ceremony.

I shared part of the page below. You can read the rest of the story here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Line-crossing_ceremony




The ceremony of Crossing the Line is an initiation rite in the Royal Navy, U.S. Navy, U.S. Coast Guard, U.S. Marine Corps, and other navies that commemorates a sailor's first crossing of the Equator. Originally, the tradition was created as a test for seasoned sailors to ensure their new shipmates were capable of handling long rough times at sea. Sailors who have already crossed the Equator are nicknamed (Trusty) Shellbacks, often referred to as Sons of Neptune; those who have not are nicknamed (Slimy) Pollywogs.

The two-day event (evening and day) is a ritual of reversal in which the older and experienced enlisted crew essentially takes over the ship from the officers.[citation needed] Physical assaults in keeping with the spirit of the initiation are tolerated, and even the inexperienced crew is given the opportunity to take over.[citation needed] The transition flows from established order to the controlled "chaos" of the Pollywog Revolt, the beginnings of re-order in the initiation rite as the fewer but experienced enlisted crew converts the Wogs through physical tests, then back to, and thereby affirming, the pre-established order of officers and enlisted. Like the old physically and emotionally intensive boot camp, the "Crossing the Line" ritual deconstructs and then reconstructs the initiates' experience from newbie outsider into the experienced military fraternity.[opinion]

The eve of the equatorial crossing is called Wog Day and, as with many other night-before rituals, is a mild type of reversal of the day to come. Wogs—all of the uninitiated—are allowed to capture and interrogate any shellbacks they can find (e.g., tying them up, cracking eggs or pouring aftershave lotion on their heads).[citation needed] This is not a thing that a true shellback will ever have happen to them.[opinion] The wogs are made very aware of the fact that it will be much harder on them if they do anything like this.

After crossing the line, Pollywogs receive subpoenas (see subpoena here) to appear before King Neptune and his court (usually including his first assistant Davy Jones and her Highness Amphitrite and often various dignitaries, who are all represented by the highest ranking seamen), who officiate at the ceremony, which is often preceded by a beauty contest of men dressing up as women, each department of the ship being required to introduce one contestant in swimsuit drag.

Afterwards, some wogs may be "interrogated" by King Neptune and his entourage, and the use of "truth serum" (hot sauce + after shave) and whole uncooked eggs put in the mouth. During the ceremony, the Pollywogs undergo a number of increasingly embarrassing ordeals (wearing clothing inside out and backwards; crawling on hands and knees on nonskid-coated decks; being swatted with short lengths of firehose; being locked in stocks and pillories and pelted with mushy fruit; being locked in a water coffin of salt-water and bright green sea dye (fluorescent sodium salt); crawling through chutes or large tubs of rotting garbage; kissing the Royal Baby's belly coated with axle grease, hair chopping, etc.), largely for the entertainment of the Shellbacks.

Once the ceremony is complete, a Pollywog receives a certificate (see certificate here) declaring his new status.

If you are interested this link has a (list of unofficial US Navy Certificates)

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Puppies Play Video Games At Our House!

Nikky had lots of fun while she was with us. She is with her new owners now.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Florida With Sissy!



































When I think of Florida, I do not think of jackets and sweaters, but that is exactly what we needed to wear this week.
I was able to visit Shayna at her lovely, new home in West Palm Beach Florida. I also had the honor of meeting her fiancee and his parents. They are a lovely family and I am confident that they will take wonderful care of my daughter. They are kind and loving. I am so excited for her!
She starts her new job as supervisor at the local Holiday Inn this week too! FUN!!!
I miss her even though I just saw her. <3


Oh yeah! Peanut is living with Sissy and Ervin now. He is a seriously pampered pooch.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Christmas Week














Kathryn and Dad at our family Christmas party



We love living in Clio again!
Debbi came to stay with us for a bit too. We are having lots of fun.

Christmas was nice.

The boyz and I had family Christmas a week early at Dad and Judys because Dave and Deanna and the kids were going to Florida for the holidays. We had a delicious dinner and lots of fun chatting and sharing gifts.

Abby had puppies on the 23rd of December. It was quite exciting and they are so incredibly cute! We named them Christmas/winter names. Angel, Belle, Holly, Jesus (pronunciation hay-soos), MerryMary, and Noelle.

The boyz spent the real Christmas with their dad. Debbi and I went to Dad and Judy's on Christmas day. We took food over and Judy and Debbi made a wonderful lunch then we spent the day relaxing and chatting.

We spent the week relaxing and enjoying family and friends.

The boyz came home from their visit with their father today. It is good to have them back.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Goo-Goo Stix and More!

The boyz are visiting their dad this weekend and I am spending the weekend in Onaway helping my friend run her thrift store and Goo-Goo Stix stand in Onaway.
She is making Goo-Goo Stix, fruit kabobs, and fried pickles.
Goo-Goo Stix are a deep fried donut topped with your choice of chocolate, caramel, strawberries, and/or whipped topping. Wow! I will probably have to wear my fat pants after this weekend.